Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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