STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
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I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
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But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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