is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
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Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
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Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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