therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
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I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
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Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
FUCK WHALES
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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