I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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