Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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