Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I will be naked everywhere
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
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