Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
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If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
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Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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