Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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