Sponge bath it is.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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