Kiss
Puke
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
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Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
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She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I just want to make out with him forever
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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