just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
My penis needs a shock collar
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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