belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
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Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
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An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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