For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
His hands were made for my vagina.
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I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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