ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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