I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
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I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
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ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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