based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
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That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
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I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
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