I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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