he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
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i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
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im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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