Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
what day is it and did you see me today?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize
