So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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