I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
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We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
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It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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