2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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