walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
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Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
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Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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