Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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