it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
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Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
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so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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