Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
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Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
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He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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