The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
well most of my day revolves around power hour
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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