so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
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Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
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THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
why does every cop we meet know your name?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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