I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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