I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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