The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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