You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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