ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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