I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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