Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
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u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
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Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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