we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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