This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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