I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
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I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
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I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.