hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
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ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
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We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.