I want to stick my p in your. b.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Randomize
