why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
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apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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