Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
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I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
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Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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