Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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