she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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