I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
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So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
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So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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