How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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