Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
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My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
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idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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