So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Randomize
