I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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