just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
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go home
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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