He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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