I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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