im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
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somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
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I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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