I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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