Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(310): View more from California

the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights

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(760): View more from California

blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.

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(941): View more from Florida

I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now

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(845): View more from New York

you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god

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(850): View more from Florida

Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.

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(239): View more from Florida

No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.

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(937): View more from Ohio

They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.

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(770): View more from Georgia

i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?

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(913): View more from Kansas

Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same

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