"it" just moved
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that