I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
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I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
So much puke
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
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T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh