I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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