She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
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How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
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No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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