awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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